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Russian Swear Words, Slang and Expletives – Lesson One!

I have a feeling that none of these new phrases you’re about to learn today are ever going to appear in Living Language – Russian anytime soon! This silly post is your *almost* definitive guide on How To Swear In Russian, or my crazy list of Russian Swear Words, Slang, Phrases and Expletives!

These might come in handy for the FIFA World Cup in Russia in 2018 if you’re going to support your team. Sorry, this won’t apply to anyone from the United States, Italy or the Netherlands! 😛

Okay! One of the things that I try to learn whenever I go to a new place where English is not the main language, I make sure that I memorise five words – hello, goodbye, please, thank you and beer. And then I use combinations of those to make a two word sentence!

Learning Russian Swear Words Time! And How To Say Them Too!

But today I’ve got a list of Russian Swear Words and Expletives (all sorts of curse and cuss words!) that you can practice in case you ever get to Russia or some of the other former Soviet Union Republics like Kazakhstan.

Russian Swear Words, Slang, Expressions, Profanities and Expletives

I know sod all Russian and I can’t read it because it’s in another script (Cyrillic) which just looks like a jumble of scribble to me that I’ll never understand. When I visited Kazakhstan, where Russian is an official language, I think I managed to learn about ten Russian words in total, but then everyone else wanted to practice speaking English with me anyway. And I’m not sure why, because I only talk in a series of silly expressions.

Russian Curse Words to Make You Giggle or Cringe!

But I received this list of Russian swear words from someone who speaks both Russian and English, and thought they were pretty funny – almost as funny as this ‘I’m Russian and We Don’t keep Calm’ T-Shirt!. That is, the ones that I left in this list. I had to cut some out because some of them were pretty bad!

Yes, many of these Russian swear words and phrases are downright offensive, abusive and insulting. If you really want to work through this list with a native Russian speaker, you probably won’t be alive at the end of it!

Let me know if you’re silly enough to give that a go! Note, the Russian swear words below are written the way they sound, and not in the original Cyrillic script.

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Here we go!

WARNING: If you are easily offended, stop reading now! You can’t say that I didn’t tell you!

My Definitive List And Guide Of Really Bad Russian Curse/Cuss Words, Expletives and Phrases! How To Learn the Russian Language!

You’re not going to see many of these in a Russian to English translation guide any time soon!

Russian Swear Word

  • Hooy tebe v zhopu!
  • Hooy na ny!
  • Zalupa konskaya
  • Hooy morzhovy
  • Gandon shtopany
  • Perdoon stary
  • Pizdobol, Pizdoon
  • Govnosos
  • Moodozvon
  • Zaebis’
  • Pizdets
  • Po hooy
  • Do pizdy
  • Yelda
  • Zalupa
  • Tselka
  • Minet
  • Naveshat’ pizdyley
  • Dat’ pizdy
  • Pizdy vlomit’
  • Srat’ tebe v rot
  • Past’ zabej, padla jebanaja
  • Zasranec
  • Nu vse, tebe pizda
  • Poshyel k chyertu
  • Potselui mou zhopy
  • Zhri govno i zdohni!
  • Pyeryestan’ zalupatsa
  • Yob tvoyu mat
  • Durak neschastnyi
  • Balvan
  • Dubiina
  • Viyebnutsa
  • Govno
  • Zhopa
  • Sraka
  • Mudak
  • Passossee mayee yaitsa
  • Ti Durak
  • Zacroy rot
  • Ti degheneraat
  • Bliad’
  • Govniuk
  • Pidaras
  • Poshol nahuj
  • Pashol na khui
  • Eto mnye do huya
  • Na huy…?
  • A huy li?
  • Huy tebye v glaz!
  • Yobanaya suka!
  • Otyebis ot menya!
  • Yobni yivo
  • Yob materi vashi!
  • Loh
  • Ootebya nyetu peeski
  • Nee da dyeloni
  • Ya hachu tebya trakhate
  • Zasranees
  • Kooshay govno sooka
  • Ootebya nyet yayeesav
  • Cuchka derganaya
  • Poydi k chertu
  • Fsyoe zaeebahnuh
  • Gndon
  • Prezirvativ
  • Thomarai gand mai lund hai?
  • Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu
  • Suka / sooka
  • Jebat moi lisiy cherep
  • Chlen tebie v rot
  • Otyebis
  • Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu
  • Otlez’ gnida
  • Zhopoliz
  • Srachishche
  • Idi nahuey
  • Ya tibyi dam po yibalu
  • Za cyun v shopu
  • Ti sleepoy, asleyp
  • Otsosi, potom prosi
  • Jri govno i zdohni
  • Blad
  • Bliatz
  • Opezdol
  • Ebanashka
  • Eblan
  • Dolboyob
  • Raspizdyai
  • Mudlan
  • Ja Pycckij pidaras
  • Alkash
  • Babnik
  • Devushka po vyzovu
  • Zi detka
  • Dostal/zakolebal
  • Dura
  • Durak
  • Zadnitza
  • Zanuda
  • Zatknis
  • Ischenzni
  • Kakaya zanuda
  • Kakogo chyorta
  • Kachok
  • Kolot’sya/shiryat’sya
  • Konchaj bazar
  • Loh
  • Macho
  • Mne nasrat’, chto ty dumaesh’
  • Mne do lampochki
  • Mne vse ravno
  • Mymra
  • Ostyn’
  • Otvali
  • Perdet’
  • Pit’ zapoem
  • Pridurok
  • P’yan v stel-ku
  • Svoloch’
  • Sidet’ na igle
  • Suka
  • Travka
  • Trajat’sya
  • Halyavshchik
  • Chyort voz’mi!
  • Chyort poberi!
  • Chyort!
  • Chush’ sobach’ya
  • Yajtza
  • Zloebuchii hui
  • Idi v zhopu
  • Ia tebya imeyu
  • Perhot’ podzalupnaya
  • Minyet
  • Chlen marinovanii
  • Raspizdyay Kolhoznii
  • Kon’ Pedal’nii
  • Bariga
  • Idi nyuhai plavki
  • Pizda ti jopoglazaya
  • Rodilsya cherez jopu
  • Pizda s ushami
  • Zalupoglazaya mondavushka
  • Anus perepuganii
  • Khrenoten’
  • Indanahway suka bluut
  • Niegadzai
  • Svolotch
  • Sooksin
  • Jopa
  • Perestan’ bit dabayobom
  • Ya sru na tvayu mat’
  • Yobanyi karas’
  • Yeban’ko maloletnee
  • Zjelob
  • Ment (plural: menti)
  • Zona
  • Na zone
  • Ti menia dostal
  • Shluha vokzal’naja
  • Wed’ma
  • Past’ zakroi
  • Tvar’
  • Vrezat tebe
  • Gaduka
  • Vrubatsa
  • Huyniu nesti
  • Savok
  • Poshlaja svenja
  • Dovodit
  • Unbju!
  • Prishju!
  • Paritsa (ne par’sia)
  • Starik
  • Bomzj
  • Beloruchka
  • Durak
  • Botanik
  • Burda
  • Krisha poehala
  • Nochnaja babochka
  • Kak muhi na govno
  • Vlip
  • Popal
  • Promazal
  • Svinets
  • Pulia
  • Pushka
  • Kalash
  • Gaishnik
  • GAI
  • Oblom
  • Ne pudri mne mozgi
  • Okachenel
  • Vstat
  • Hohol
  • Patsan
  • Kosiak
  • Kosiachok
  • Lobizatsa
  • Razvaluha
  • Derevianni rubli
  • Baba Jaga
  • Zmei Gorinich
  • Koshei Bessmertni
  • Vziatka
  • Vziatochnik
  • Baba
  • Rabochie
  • Udavis
  • Podonok
  • Tovo, on/ona tovo
  • Goli
  • Obnazjonni
  • Zjulik
  • Zviaknut
  • Roga pristavit
  • Jaitsa razbit
  • Raskvasit
  • Molokosos
  • Yebanat vonuchii
  • Ne hnich
  • Mordoboy
  • Sooka sin
Rough English Translation

  • Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person)
  • No f*%&ing way!
  • Horse pee hole! (to a person)
  • Walrus penis (to a person)
  • Darned condom (to a person)
  • Old Fart
  • F*%*ing liar
  • S*%# Sucker
  • Wacko
  • Holy %&$^  (could be bad or good)
  • F$&*ed up situation
  • Don’t f&$*ing care
  • as above
  • Huge penis
  • Pee hole
  • Virgin
  • Blow job
  • To beat the crap out someone
  • as above
  • above
  • To crap in your mouth
  • Shut the f&%* up, you f$&%*in’ bitch
  • Asshole
  • That’s it, you’re f*%(in’ dead
  • Go to hell
  • Kiss my ass
  • Eat s&^% and die!
  • Stop bitching
  • F*%& your mother
  • You unlucky idiot
  • Thick headed fool
  • Idiot (literally, A piece of wood)
  • Show-off
  • S&^%
  • Asshole
  • An ass
  • An asshole
  • Suck my balls
  • You’re a moron
  • Shut up
  • You’re a degenerate
  • Whore
  • S*%&head
  • Asshole
  • F*%& off, f*$( you
  • as above
  • I don’t give a f%$
  • Why the f*%(…?
  • Why the f(%* not?
  • A d*%( in your eye
  • F*%&ing Bitch
  • Get the f(%* away from me
  • Beat him!
  • I f%*ked all of your mothers
  • Loser
  • You have no d*&%
  • F*&%ed up (lit. undone)
  • I want to f&^$ you
  • Shithead
  • Eat s&*%, bitch
  • You have no balls
  • Crazy bitch
  • Go to hell
  • All f%$#ed-up
  • Condom
  • Condom
  • Is a d%$# stuck up your ass?
  • Go f%$# your mom
  • Bitch
  • F%$ my bald skull
  • Take a d^%$ in your mouth
  • F#$% off
  • I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes
  • F%$# off, you flea-child
  • Ass licker
  • Huge ass
  • F#$% off
  • I will hit you in your face
  • Stick it in your ass
  • Impotent
  • Blow my c#$%. then make a wish
  • Eat shit and die
  • Whore
  • Bitch
  • Idiot
  • Crazy person
  • A stupid guy
  • A stupid guy
  • A stupid guy
  • A stupid guy
  • You are a loser
  • You drunk!
  • A womanizer
  • A prostitute
  • Hey baby
  • You have pissed me off
  • Fool (female)
  • Fool (male)
  • An ass; jerk
  • Boring person
  • Shut up
  • Get lost
  • What a bore
  • What the hell
  • Jock strap
  • Taking injected drugs
  • Stop talking
  • Sucker
  • A player
  • I don’t care what you think
  • I don’t care
  • I don’t care
  • Mean woman
  • Chill out
  • Piss off
  • Fart
  • A chronic drunk
  • Nitwit
  • Really drunk
  • Bastard
  • Druggy (injects needles)
  • Bitch
  • Weed
  • To have sex
  • Deadbeat; lazy person
  • Damn it!, Oh s#$%!
  • as above
  • Damn!, Hell!
  • Bull s#$%!
  • Balls, testicles
  • Hard f#$%ing d#$%
  • Go to hell
  • I’m having you (you’re my bitch)
  • Pee hole dandruff
  • To give a blow job
  • A marinated d#$%
  • A stupid Redneck
  • Idiot (literally: horse with pedals)
  • Drug-dealer
  • Go smell underwear
  • You are a vagina with eyes on your ass
  • You were born through the ass
  • A vagina with ears
  • Slut with pee hole-eyes
  • A scared anus
  • F#$%ed up thing (usually situation)
  • F#$% off bitch (highly offensive)
  • Good for nothing
  • Swine
  • Son of a bitch
  • Asshole, bad situation
  • Stop being a dips#$%
  • I s#$% on your mother
  • F@#$ing moron
  • Adolescent jerk
  • D@#$head
  • Police agent, militia agent (slang)
  • Prison
  • In prison
  • I’ve had enough of you
  • Train station whore
  • Witch
  • Shut it
  • Creature
  • Hit you
  • Snake, serpent
  • Understand? (slang)
  • Talking crap
  • Asshole (old slang)
  • Chauvinistic pig
  • Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt
  • I’ll kill you
  • I’ll kill you! (slang, old)
  • Getting upset (calm down)
  • Old man
  • Homeless
  • Woman who doesn’t know how to cook or clean
  • 1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game
  • Nerd
  • Messed up
  • Has gone insane
  • Hooker (literally: night butterfly)
  • Like flies to s@#$
  • You’re in deep s@#$ (literally: stuck)
  • You’re in deep trouble (literally: you hit)
  • You missed
  • Lead (bullets)
  • Bullet
  • Gun (literally: cannon)
  • Kalashnikov
  • Policemen who checks cars
  • Road police
  • F@#$ed-up (literlly: broken)
  • Don’t try to confuse me
  • I’m so cold I’m stiff
  • Rise (also for stiff d@#$)
  • Insult for Ukrainian
  • Boy, lad
  • Joint, drug-filled cigarette
  • as above
  • A suck-up
  • Car that’s falling apart as it goes
  • Useless money (literally: wooden rubles)
  • Witch
  • Dragon, snake, negative meaning
  • Either very ugly or very skinny male
  • Bribe money
  • Someone who takes Vziatka (bribe money)
  • Fat, ugly, mannerless woman
  • Working class
  • Suffocate in it!
  • A person that’s the lowest of the lowest
  • He’s there, as in, he’s insane (or she)
  • Naked
  • Nude
  • Cheater, criminal who rips people off
  • Give a call by telephone
  • Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend
  • Kick your balls
  • Beat to a bloody pulp
  • Underage boy (literally: milk sucker)
  • Stinky f@#$ head
  • Don’t cry (rude)
  • Big fight (literally: face smasher)
  • Son of a bitch
  • Perestan dedushkin huy sasat
  • Stop sucking grandpa’s d#$%
  • U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut?
  • Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right)
  • Rogatii kozyol
  • A loser whose wife cheats on him (literally: goat with horns)
  • Golovorez
  • Someone who slits throats
  •  Ti liubeesh papeenu pees’ku sassat’
  • You love to suck your dad’s penis
  • Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka
  •  Shut your f*%&ing mouth, bitch
  • Shestiorka
  • In prison, the person who is everyone’s bitch and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck.
  • Nu ti dajosh!
  • Exclamation of amazement at someone’s courage or actions (can be positive and negative).
  • Idi obsosi tyaevo papu, kak ti delayesh kazhdyi den, ti shluha yebanaya
  • Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you f@#$ing whore.
  • Naguliala
  • A woman who doesn’t know who the father of her child is.
  • Peshka
  • Someone who’s not worth a thing (literally ‘pion’ – the most unimportant figure in chess)
  • Krisha
  • A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal
  • U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe.
  • Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful.
  • Tya mama huyem v rot ebala.
  • Your mother f@#$ed you in the mouth with a d@#$.
  • Veshat lapshu na ushi
  • To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (literally means to hang spaghetti on his ears)
  • Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh
  • Your face looks like a monkey’s ass
  • Shob tebe deti v sup srali
  • I wish that your children will crap in your soup
  • Perestan’ mne jabat’ mozgi svojimi voprosami
  • Stop f*%&ing my brain with your questions
  • U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka…pat centimetra?
  • You have a very small penis, how much…five centimeters?

Anyway, now that you are fluent with these Russian Swear Words, Expressions and Expletives, you can start practising them… maybe.. if you feel like losing your life!

More Russian Swear Words Information – if you’re still keen!

Check out  A Systematic Guide to Fluent Russian Swearing (Russian Edition) and Dirty Russian: Everyday Slang from “What’s Up?” to “F*%# Off!” (Dirty Everyday Slang).

For more foreign language swear words, once you’ve mastered this list of Russian Swear Words, see my list of German Swear Words and Spanish Swear Words!

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19 Comments

  1. August 13, 2013    

    What a list of words lol. It’s all part of traveling.

  2. August 20, 2013    

    Ha, these are fantastic. Most of the words I do not know so maybe I’ll keep them in mind when I go to Russia next year.

  3. Deuce Deuce
    August 2, 2015    

    My Russian mother-in-law used to curse me on a regular basis. The one that I remember was “Zar-raz-nee.” Supposedly that or another translated to “Devil spawn.” Anyone have any insight as to what it means?

    • August 2, 2015    

      I have no idea, but I’m guessing it’s probably not that great considering the other ones I’ve come across!

    • guest guest
      August 9, 2015    

      We have a word “Za-raz-niy” (Заразный) = infectious

  4. Robert Robert
    May 19, 2016    

    Man I would love to learn Russian. Not a common thing ’round these parts. Oh well, this is a start!
    I watch a lot of those awesome Russian crash videos on youtube and one I hear a lot sounds like by-you mott!. No idea if it’s bad but if someone hits you while driving I guess you should say it. Or suka blyat will do nicely. Drive safe.

    • Wiebe Wiebe
      July 27, 2016    

      Probably short for ‘yob tva yu mat’ (go fuck your mother). I enjoy these vids too 🙂

    • Mark Mark
      October 21, 2017    

      Yes!!, those two sayings!!, I want to know what these two mean!, I guessed that suka was sh$&, and yu mott was probably something like S,O,B,

      • Flawless Strategy Flawless Strategy
        November 13, 2017    

        Suka (Spelled Сука, in Cyrillic.) (And pronounced Sue-KAH, stressing the second syllable.) means bitch.

  5. GarkDaShark GarkDaShark
    June 21, 2016    

    I’ve been learning Russian but have yet to come across lessons that include these words and phrases so SPASIBA!

  6. Star Star
    June 24, 2016    

    This is great!!!
    Researching bad words for the Russian character in my book…
    So I need swear words… LOL

  7. Moora Moora
    July 21, 2016    

    What does the word Zeybalet mean ?

  8. Wiebe Wiebe
    July 27, 2016    

    I greatly enjoyed reading this. Lately I’ve been watching car crash vids on a regular basis. Dunno why but a lot are from Russia. Everyone there has a dashcam and they can’t drive for shit. Great source for learning the most common curse words. Blyad, Suka, Yob tvoya mat are used by young and old, male and female. ‘E bami v rod’ is also common but I couldn’t find it here so I bet it’s boring :).

  9. Valeria Valeria
    February 22, 2017    

    ОМГ, что за..? XD
    Я и половины не знала))) Расширила свой словарный запас)))

    • February 22, 2017    

      Google Translate says ‘OMG, what a ..? XD I half did not know, expand your vocabulary. Maybe I need to!

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