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Travel Packing Tips: 5 of the Funniest Packing Disasters Travelers May Face!

Today I’ve got an article from John Miller about 5 of the Funniest Packing Disasters Travelers May Face! If you’re after some Travel Packing Tips, maybe look away now! I hope he has a tip on how to get your Priapus statue home from Turkey without making border security laugh too much! He’s previously appeared […]

Instagram Travel Photos. What They Should Really Be Like!

Ahh, Instagram. The online platform that allows almost anyone to become ‘Insta-famous’ as long as you have a six pack to show off on the beach, or you’re some bikini clad lass where strangers all over the world can drool all over you, causing them to short circuit their laptops once the drool comes into […]

Travel Hashtags that should actually be used on social media!

Travel Hashtags

Anyone who’s on social media knows that #travel is just one of the frequently used Travel Hashtags. There are hundreds of variants that people use which flood the internet, and they usually include a tonne of selfies taken when travelling. It’s amazing that they’ve only been around for around a decade! I use them now and […]

Travel Clickbait Headlines – What We’d Like to See!

Ahhh, Clickbait! You know, those ‘eye catching’ headlines that you see on all sorts websites around the place that tempt you to waste way more time than you normally do already. Clickbait usually starts with phrases ‘you won’t believe’, ‘7 shocking facts’, or ‘find out why’ and end with ‘blow your mind’. The aim is […]

Travel Light – Silly Tips for Streamlined Travel

One of the things I try and do my very best is find the Utopian balance between travelling with just the right amount of stuff that I need without having to visit a chiropractor because I’ve lugged too much crap around the world! Actually, I think I’m not too bad when it comes to travel […]

Screw Travel Blogging. I’m Becoming The Best Fashion Blogger In The World!

Today I’m making a MASSIVE announcement! I’m making a career change today. I’m going to switch from something I love – travel blogging, to something that is undeniably my real passion and my real destiny – fashion blogging! Yes, I’ve been hiding my true self for so long. As much as I love travelling the […]

Travel Fashion – Backpacker Style Tips On The Road

Any long term traveller will know this – travel fashion isn’t really at the top of the grooming list when you’re traipsing all over the world and lugging your backpack all around the place. Sure, it sounds glamourous, but for a lot of the time, it isn’t! I’d rather be the worst dressed traveller than […]

Short Jokes about the Travel Industry!

It’s time to waste a few more minutes at work with some short jokes about the travel industry! This is a follow on from my silly list of travel memes I did a while back which have a bit of fun at travel’s expense! They’re just a few pics with some silly words inserted so […]

Tourist Season – Why You Should Avoid It Like The Plague!

Tourist Season is pretty much the peak of visitor numbers to a city or region at a certain time of the year. For a big chunk of the time, it coincides with public and school holidays, and is a good excuse for all sorts of travel providers like airlines, hotels and anything else connected to […]

Inspirational Quotes – Nah, it’s Travel Demotivators Time!

Yay! It’s time to take the piss! One of my favourite sites is Despair – which is the site that produces those funny Demotivator quotes you see flying around your Inbox. Their catchphrase is that they are ‘the cure for hope’. Do ‘Inspirational Quotes’ really inspire people? But really, they like poking fun at those […]

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