Travel Tips

Hey, I’ve been writing craploads of travel articles for this silly travel blog for years.

If you have a lot of time on your hands – and I really mean, a LOT of time of your hands, feel free to go through every single travel blog post I’ve ever written for this silly website!

Here they are below, and they automatically update every time I hit the publish button!

Enjoy!

Travel Articles From The Travel Tart

• Bin Chickens. Should they be the Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascot?
• Funny Luggage Tags – Amuse Your Fellow Passengers at the Baggage Carousel!
• Bushwalking in Australia Tips
• Funny Shop Names – The Tit Shop!
• Funny Indian Road Signs!
• Shit for Sale at Slab City!
• Sport in Australia – The Mainstream, Weird, and Wacky!
• Fook Yuen – Funny Restaurant Name!
• Bong Coffee – Funny Shop Name!
• Be Prepared for the Unexpected!
• Cong Caphe – Funny Not Allowed Sign!
• Funny Travel Gifts! Weird Items To Buy For Your Family And Friends!
• The Tesalate Gym Workout Towel Review – Stop The Smell Now!
• Funny Tuna Photos – Fish Transport!
• Shit Happens. Funny Plumbing Joke and Pun!
• Travel During The Pandemic Stories – Why Restrictions Can Make Your Life Hell!
• Australian Rainforest Tours – The Skyrail Cableway From Cairns To Kuranda Photo Essay!
• Unique, Unusual and Weird Things To Do And See In Switzerland!
• Trophy Wife – Funny Nail Art Business Name!
• Dangerous Selfies & Deaths – The No Selfie Zone!
• Public Restrooms Near Me – A Most Unusual Toilet Sign!
• The Best Home Made Hydrating Face Mask!
• Travel Ban Jokes and Memes
• Lockdown, Quarantine and Self Isolation Memes and Jokes
• How Coronavirus has F*%ked Up Travel – So What Does The Future Look Like?
• 2020 April Fools Day Jokes and Pranks
• Social Distancing Memes & Jokes – The Biggest Growth Industry From The Coronavirus!
• Coronavirus Memes and Jokes. Funny Ways On How To Cope With A Pandemic!
• The Weirdest Filipino Food and Pinoy Dishes For You To Try!
• Things To Do In Cape Tribulation & The Daintree Rainforest!
• Vietnamese Coffee Shops in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam – The Ký Ức Cafe & Restaurant. Caffeine on Steroids!
• Balancing Rocks – The Gatz Rock Piles!
• Butterfly Sanctuary Etiquette – The No Selfie Stick Sign!
• Planning A Trip Tips! A silly step by step ‘How To’ guide and checklist!
• 7 Unusual Places to Visit in the Holiday Season!
• The Best Things To Do in Israel!
• The War Remnants Museum in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam – The Brutal Sculpture
• The Best Luxury Resorts In Vietnam – Banyan Tree Lang Co! Not Exactly Slumming It!
• Castles of Ireland: The Spectacular, Spooky and Straight-up Ruined
• The Best Bar In Bangkok – The Toilet Bar!
• High Voltage Electricity Transmission Lines – The Best Installation of Utility Poles!
• Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taiwan – Taking The Piss!
• Edible Bird’s Nest – Swiftlet Saliva Soup!
• Italian Restaurants – Salt Meats Cheese Review!
• Rage Against The Machine Album Cover – The Story Behind The Story
• Vietnamese Scooters and Motorbike Photos – Bikes Of Burden!
• Best Airports In The World – Princess Juliana International, St Maarten
• Of Pisco and Peru: (Mis)Adventures in South America!
• Funny Tourism Marketing Campaign – CU in the NT!
• 244 Russian Swear Words, Phrases, Curses, Slang, Insults, Colloquialisms and Expletives! How To Speak Russian!
• Funny Personalised Number / Licence Plates – New Wife!
• Prawn Star – Funny Restaurant Name!
• The Gathering – A Crazy Scottish Culture Festival with Highland Games!
• Drag Racing at Willowbank Raceway – Winternationals Rev Head Madness!
• Unusual Road Safety Signs in Australia – Fatigue Zone Trivia!
• Funny Billboard Signs – Sea Min Drink!
• The Future of Car Travel in the Age of Technology
• Waterproof Backpack Reviews – The Overboard 20L Drypack Backpack!
• British Slang Words, Swear Words, Curses, Phrases, Insults, Expressions, Colloquialisms & Expletives! Some Funny Pommy Vernacular!
• Funny Barber Shop Name – The Electric Chair!
• Richard Branson launches new airline to North Korea!
• Funny Irish Slang Words, Swear Words, Gaelic Curses, Phrases, Insults, Colloquialisms, Expressions & Expletives!
• Best Food & Drink In The World By Country – The Weird Version!
• Hong Kong International Airport Departures and Arrivals – With Over 500 Gates?
• Australian Camel Facts – Milk, Meat, Cheese & Other Cool Benefits!
• Air Conditioning Units For Vans – How To Keep Cool, Only In The Philippines!
• Weird Road Rules and Driving Laws Around The World
• Sand Free Beach Towels By Tesalate Review – No Sand In Your Crack(s)!
• Funny Pub Signs – The Husband Day Care Center!
• Big Things in Australia! Check out this list of large Australian roadside icons and tourist attractions!
• Funny Homemade Tools – DIY Penis Wooden Handles!
• 5 Funny Bike Facts That Have Been Turned Into Memes!
• Weird Transportation in The Philippines!
• English Teaching Jobs Abroad in Hell!
• Female Drivers – Bizarre Warning Sign
• Unusual Things To Do In Brisbane, Australia!
• Flight Nursing & Medical Repatriations Interview With A Real Nurse! Say Hi to Brooke From Southern Cross Assist!
• ❤️?? (Travel Emoji Meanings!)
• Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany – The Beer Stein Stack Snake!
• Water Buffalo Transport. Zero to 1 km/hr in 10 hours!
• Strong Filipino Beer – Drinking Green Donkey at Kawasan Falls!
• Camping Mistakes – Tips & Hacks On What Not To Leave Behind!
• Bamboo Products of the Third World – Motorcycle Covers!
• Acne Studios – Fashion Company or Zit Removal Service?
• TEFL – Teaching English As A Foreign Language Abroad. What It’s Really Like!
• Thor Ragnarok Movie & Chris Hemsworth Jokes – The Thorbab!
• Copra – How To Harvest and De Husk 960 Coconuts In 4 Hours!
• Cow Transport! Via A Philippines Tricycle!
• Motorbikes For Kids – And The Rest Of The Family!
• Fists of Steel. A Superman WTF?
• Travel Blog Names – What They Really Should Be Called!
• Translation Fails from China – Chingrish Time!
• The Big Mango – Funny Large Fruit!
• 121 Italian Swear Words, Phrases, Curses, Insults, Slang, Colloquialisms and Expletives! Learn How To Speak Italian!
• Funny Chinese Food Names! Grim Casserole!
• Cheap Dining Table And Chairs Set – Furniture Made From Tyres!
• Dental Hospitals in China – Lost In Translation!
• Funny Bath Displays – Would You Buy This?
• Haircuts For Men – Brilliant Advertising!
• Rental Payments. Screw That!
• Beauty Salons – Translation Fail!
• Things To Do In Cairns, Australia – Dodge The Crocodiles!
• Don’t Forget Me – A Gentle Reminder!
• Australian Slang Words & Meanings: Funny Phrases, Confusing Sayings, Quotes, Euphemisms, Insults, Idioms, Swearing, Catchphrases, Terms, Expressions and Colloquialisms! My Silly Strine Dictionary!
• How To Ride A Jet Pack And Flyboard On Water. Looking Like A Complete Goose, Thanks To TripAdvisor Attractions!
• Urine Problems – Taking The Piss!
• Recycling Bins – Litter (Literal) Translation Fail!
• abibas Shoes & Clothes – is it the Chinese version of adidas?
• How To Do The Laundry – The Best Directions Ever!
• Private Property – Funny Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted Sign!
• Ecuador Travel Guide and Tips – How To Survive Your First Week!
• Mariboro – Cancer Stick Fail!
• Chinese Money Quotes. WTF Proverbs?
• Travel Insurance – Just A Piece of Paper, or A Lifesaver? My Best Medical, Health, Safety and Trip Cancellation Tips!
• Penang Street Art Photos – Life and Art Together?
• Big Penis Photos! Large Dick Pics!
• Things To Do In The Solomon Islands!
• Indoor Skydiving – Wind Tunnel Madness Now on TripAdvisor!
• Solomon Islands People Pics from the ‘Hapi’ Isles!
• Battle of Guadalcanal – An ”Open Air” Museum!
• The Best World War 2 Museum Ever!
• How To Climb A Coconut Tree!
• John F Kennedy History and Accomplishments – the World War 2 version
• Skull Island – a Headhunter Confronter!
• World War 2 Jeeps. Some are still going!
• How to Eat Betel Nut – And Not Vomit!
• Carry On Luggage Weight Limits – The Human Version!
• Solomon Islands Diving and Snorkelling Photos To Get You Wet!
• The ‘Okay’ Store! It’s Better Than A Bad One!
• In Case of Fire – Break Glass Here For…
• The Funny Warning Shot Sign – Because Ammunition Is Too Expensive!
• Travel Packing Tips: 5 of the Funniest Packing Disasters Travelers May Face!
• The Best Roast Lamb Recipe Ever – Tarzan Lamb!
• Siargao Surfing in the Philippines – Very Good Nice!
• Must Be At Least This Tall To Ride. The Very Politically Incorrect Version!
• Instagram Travel Photos. What They Should Really Be Like!
• Tom Hanks Movies – The Worst Travel Buddy Ever – Never Travel With Him!
• Shopping in Jordan – Spot The Funny Products!
• Top 10 Bizarre and Scary Tourist Attractions in Europe
• Comfort Room Designs – Filipino Style!
• How To Use Cornflakes – Filipino Style!
• Cleaning Services For Home – Thai Style!
• 5 WEIRD Foods You Must Try in New Zealand!
• 6 Strange Places to Visit in India!
• Scooter, Moped & Motorbike Rental in Thailand – What Really Happens!
• Unique AirBNB Rentals – Literally Bringing the Outdoor In!
• Living and Travelling with Cystic Fibrosis – Meet Emmah Money!
• No Kissing On The Train – Funny Sign from Myanmar!
• Mobile Banking – Thai Style! It includes the Bank Manager and Automatic Teller Machine! The Best App Ever!
• What’s The Wifi Password Here? The Funny Coffee Shop!
• Granada Hostel – Funny Karma Sutra Painting
• The Best Travel Hashtags for Instagram, Facebook and Twitter that should actually be used on social media!
• Strange Indian Customs, Beliefs, Values, Culture and Rituals!
• Godfather Movie Parodies – The Codfather!
• Cool Things to do in Adelaide and South Australia on a Road Trip!
• The Horse Drawn Tram – A Nice Life in The Slow Lane..
• Makybe Diva – Visit The Statue of this Fairytale Racehorse!
• Swimming with Seals in Australia – Not Near The Sharks…(!)
• Midnight Oil – Visiting The Diesel and Dust Album Cover
• Great White Shark Cage Diving in South Australia. Wear the Brown Underpants!
• How To Leave The United States! The Very, Silly Version!
• Unusual Haunted Houses and Places to Visit This Halloween
• The Broken Penis /Penile Fracture Graffiti Print
• Cafe Culture – The Strangest Cafes In The World
• Funny Street Signs – Shat al Arab Street!
• Don’t Talk On The Phone During A Thunderstorm!
• Travel Clickbait Headlines – What We’d Like to See!
• Funny Chinese Toilet Sign!
• 7 Weird Things to do in Tokyo That Will Change You Forever!
• Travel Light – Silly Tips for Streamlined Travel
• Manscaping While Travelling: When, Where, and How!
• Spring Chickens – The Cambodian Food Option…
• The Bone Church from Portugal. Go Fetch…
• German Swear Words, Slang, Phrases, Curses, Insults, Colloquialisms and Expletives! How To Speak German!
• The Penis Museum in Reykjavik – Phallus Central at the Icelandic Phallological Museum!
• French Swear Words, Phrases, Slang, Curses, Insults, Colloquialisms and Expletives! Learn How To Speak French!
• Long Fingernails for Men. Wish I had some!
• The 10 Best ways to get fu**ed over on Bangla Road, Patong Beach, Phuket, Thailand
• Feeding Pigeons – is way too dangerous!
• Potty Training Toilet Tips – How To Do It In China
• Adventure Motorcycles – the Toilet Brush Version!
• Pet Travel – An Abridged List of Everything that Will Certainly Go Wrong if You Travel With Your Dog!
• Weird Indian Cuisine – 5 Bizarre Foods From The Subcontinent!
• Screw Travel Blogging. I’m Becoming The Best Fashion Blogger In The World!
• Baba Photos – Be Your Own Spiritual Practice.
• Street Food Interview with Andy Bates!
• Chicken Bones – on the KFC Menu!
• The Plane Finder – When It Goes Wrong!
• The Atacama Desert in Chile – The Driest Place On Earth
• The Weirdest Jail In The World – San Pedro Prison, La Paz Bolivia
• The Sunday Night Interview with Channel 7 Reporter Denham Hitchcock!
• Travel Fashion – Backpacker Style Tips On The Road
• Border Crossings – The Things That Happen!
• Group Travel Horror Stories. A Remake of Deliverance?
• Horseback Riding in Australia – Campdrafting
• Golf Jokes, quotes, sayings, humour, expressions, insults and puns for the bad golfers out there – which is most of us!
• Selfies and Travelling – the Scourge of the Earth!
• Weird Patron Saints – Maximon from Guatemala!
• Saltwater Crocodiles – Don’t Swim With Them!
• Funny Animal Names – The Pobble Bonk Frog!
• Beard Styles – Dubai Style!
• Unusual Swimming Pools of the World – The Stinger Net!
• Big Statues – The Large Captain James Cook!
• The Man In The High Castle… Literally!
• Greek Mythology – The Trojan Horse. In Someone’s Front Yard…
• Reality Trip Interview – The TV Show About The Third World That Bites!
• Travel Safety Tips – Things You Do Overseas That You Don’t Do At Home!
• 121 Spanish Swear Words, Curses, Slang, Phrases, Insults, Colloquialisms and Expletives! Learn How To Speak Spanish!
• Gluten Free Diet and Travel – When It Doesn’t Quite Happen…
• Private Jets – What I’d Like To Say If I Ever Set Foot on One!
• Bus Transport – The Worst Things About Travelling On Them
• How To Ask Women For A Threesome… The Best Pick Up Line Ever… NOT!
• The Worst Movies for Travellers of All Time (so far)!
• Halloween Cakes! So Freaky, You Don’t Want To Eat Them!
• Unusual Things To Do In Peru – including erotic pottery!
• Airline News – When The Media Gets It Really Wrong!
• Why Social Media Can Suck The Pus For Travel! The Anti Social Media Article!
• Leaning Tower Of Pisa Tourist Photos – The Politically Incorrect Version…
• Eating Dog Head – Straight From The Supermarket!
• Chickens For Sale. The Multicoloured Variety!
• Taking The Piss – Distilled Cow Urine. Yummo
• Short Jokes & Humor about the Travel Industry!
• Into The Wild – The Hike or Die Interview with Tom Griffin!
• Be There! Win Flights For 2 With Emirates To Bologna, Italy! (Australian Residents Only)
• Like Big Fish? There’s An Aquarium for That!
• You know you’ve grown up in Italian Culture when…
• Dublin Airport Flight Doodles… Literally, at the RyanAir Terminal!
• Japanese Drinks – Hangover Cure?
• Tourist Season – Why You Should Avoid It Like The Plague!
• London Bridge – Is An Architectural Fail.. The Penis Shadow Bridge!
• Canned Food Around The World – Chicken, Fish, Burgers & Mystery Meat!
• Red Light District Tips! How To Get In (And Out) Of A Parisian Brothel
• Train Travel Journeys – The Brown Underpants Version
• Create Your Own Superhero – Batman bin Suparman! Funny Passport Photo!
• Sheep Shagger – It’s Beer from Scotland, not Bestiality!
• Rick Stein Interview – From Venice To Istanbul!
• Vegemite – You Either Love It Or Hate It!
• The Mile High Club – How To Join It!
• Cattle Country – The Beef City of Bovine Statues!
• The Funny Toilet Cleaning Sign That Works!
• Iceberg for Sale from Antarctica! Get It Now Before It Melts!
• Supply Chain Management Jobs & Examples – More Important Masters of Transport and Logistics!
• The Ashes Cricket Series – Australia vs England Funny Moments!
• Inspirational Quotes – Nah, it’s Travel Demotivators Time!
• Plane Spotting! Like Train Spotting, but for Planes!
• Flight Delays & Status – How To Amuse Yourself at the Airport!
• Spam Comments From WordPress Blogs – You’ll Never Get This Time Back!
• CNN Live News Fail – Don’t Believe Everything You See!
• Crocodile Costumes – My New Travel Gimmick?
• Conversation Exchange Areas – BEERNBULLSHITCORNER!
• Ladies Leather Handbag Review – From A Man’s Perspective!
• The Travel App That Finds Unusual Places To Stay! Crooked Compass!
• Professional Instagrammer and Travel Photography Interview with Lauren Bath!
• Riding a Farting Animal – Camel Style in the Sahara
• Short Haircuts – or a Shit One?
• Fire Danger Rating Sign In Australia! But It’s Too Late!
• Australian Citizenship Test. What it really should be like!
• Things To Do and Don’t In Wellington, New Zealand!
• Love Potatoes? Then Send Your Friend a Spud!
• Time Machine For Sale! Is Time Travel Possible? I’m Buying It!
• Falconry in Dubai – Like Having a Bird on a Yo-Yo!
• Welding Safety – The Third World Version
• Pickpockets and Travel – How To Annoy Them!
• Mystery Meat! Can You Guess What It Is?
• Fast Food Advertising – Starve To Death!
• Funny Nun Habit Costumes – Taking Account of Current Affairs!
• XXXX (or Fourex) – It’s Beer from Brisbane, not Hardcore Porn!
• Melbourne Cup Horse Racing – Funny Costumes!
• How to be a Travel SEO Ho! A Silly Tutorial with Tips and Techniques
• Louis Theroux Documentaries – Weird Weekends and Other Strange Stuff!
• Big Things From Australia – The Large Tennis Racquet
• South Africa News Humour – Cartoon Satire Telling It Like it Is!
• Bunch Of Flowers – How To Keep Them Fresh!
• Fresh Meat Market Mayhem!
• 10 Weird Things To Do In Queensland, Australia!
• Sponsored Posts and Other Silly Advertising Requests From The Travel Industry!
• Fart Juice – I’ll Drink One Please!
• Funny Boating Jokes, Nautical Quotes, Sailing Puns and Boat Names!
• Plane Crashes and Incidents For Those Who Fear Flying
• On The Trail of the Genghis Khan Empire Interview with Adventurer Tim Cope!
• Smiley Faces Sad Faces – Clever Coaster Advertising!
• Give Me A Sign! Well, I’ve Found it For You!
• Shipping Containers – Why Intrepid Travellers Like Cargo Transport!
• Worst Place To Be A Pilot Television Series – Interview with Matt Dearden!
• Need a Screw? Funny Hardware Store Sign
• Signs You’ve Survived a Trip to Amsterdam
• Funny Signs from the Japanese Ski Fields!
• The Cat Man From Vietnam – ‘Pet’ Transport!
• Best Travel Clothes – The Phrase T-Shirt!
• How To Walk a Dog With A Leash – in Nigeria!
• Drag Race – with Drag Queens!
• Tripadvisor – Funny Reviews We’d Love to See!
• Flowrider – Wave Machine on the back of a Cruise Ship!
• What’s the Cricket Score? This Guy Doesn’t Care!
• Road Trains in Australia – Large Semi Trailer Cattle Trucks for Burger Transport!
• Tacky Tourist Photos. Stupid, or Rite of Passage?
• Mountain Biking Photos from ‘Death Road’!
• David Boon Shirts – Boony
• South Australia – Things I’d Like To Do There!
• Fish Frenzy – Feeding From The Beach!
• Dutch People – How To Piss Them Off!
• Waste Management Services – Funny Guarantee Sign!
• Best Infographics for Travel. How they really work!
• Life Quotes – What Is The Meaning of Life?
• Sustainable Tourism – What it Really Means!
• Duct Tape Uses – Fixing an Aeroplane!
• Ultimate Funny Bucket List Ideas for Travel – The Silliest One Ever!
• Machu Picchu in Peru.. means..
• Things to Do at Changi Airport in Singapore – Become a Millionaire!
• How To Make A Paracord Bracelet – From A Watch!
• G20 Countries – What I’d Like Them To Chat About at the Summit!
• Microsoft Windows – The Amsterdam Version!
• Brazilian Waxes For Men – The Boyzilian
• Plus Size Swimwear – The Tree Bikini!
• Taxi Fare Calculator, Estimator & Finder – The Italian Way!
• Will It Rain Today? It Probably will in one of the Wettest Places In The World!
• Asimo Robot by Honda – has probably travelled more than you!
• Changi Arrivals – Singapore Airport Deals from Changi Recommends, including Wifi Addicts..
• Snowfall Amounts – I Love Big Dumps!
• Beer Stores of the World – The ‘World’s Steepest Pub’
• African Animals and Landscapes – Photos That Make You Want To Ditch Your Fluorescent Prison Called The Office!
• Fanny Photos – Lost in Translation!
• Passport Photos We’d Love To See!
• Singapore Hotels – Places To Stay in the Switzerland of Asia!
• Hairstyles for Men – the Mobile Tent Version!
• Ryan Gosling’s Head – Goes Everywhere!
• Happy Birthday Songs – The Chinglish Version
• Sandcastles on the Beach – The African Safari Version!
• Child Slavery – Funny Warning Sign!
• How To Relieve Stress and Anxiety – Bang Head Here!
• Cream Soda – Toxic Japanese Drink?
• The King Kong Building in Tokushima City, Japan – Weird Edifice!
• Ski Holidays – What Not To Do!
• Chinglish – Funny Chinese to English Translations!
• Italian Australian Immigration Stories. Three Trunks and a Cardboard Case!
• Jet Lag Symptoms and Recovery – The Shonky Version
• The GMAX Extreme Swing. More Crap Your Pants Adventure!
• Cocktail Recipes – Bespoke Unusual Drinks!
• No Bullshit Sign – Funny Cheap Hostel Slogan!
• Chinese Culture and Traditions – The Deathly Version!
• Pig Intestines – Tasty Offal Recipe!
• Adventures In The Anthropocene Interview with Gaia Vince
• Phallic Food of the World – The Geoduck!
• Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Hot Seat. How I bombed my chance to be a professional backpacker!
• Tea and Coffee – Nice When Separate. Better Mixed Together!
• Prawn Fishing in Singapore!
• Squat Toilets in Asia – Funny Graphic Sign!
• Flower Arranging – The High Speed Version!
• 10 Weird Things To Do In Singapore! For Singles, Couples, Families, Kids and On A Budget!
• Percussion Instruments – The Plastic Drum Kit!
• Uniqlo Australia – 20% off Discount Code For Australian Readers, thanks to me!
• Asian Travel Tips and Techniques – The Multipurpose Scooter!
• Eating Chicken Head – Strange Food from Indonesia!
• World’s Highest Bungy Swing – How To Crap Your Pants On It!
• Vergina – Funny Greek Beer Name!
• Chef Matt Golinski Interview and Raw Chicken Livers!
• Travel Gear Giveaway – Men’s Travel Pants from Bluffworks!
• How To Find Cheap Flight Tickets. The Stupid Way.
• Food and Travel Interview with Sally Lynch, and Eating Whale Sperm
• How To Advertise Beer and Travel Without Being In Your Face!
• How To Cook Food Underground
• Perito Moreno Glacier in Argentina – a great place to chill your six pack of beer
• Aviation Safety – The Russian Planes Version
• The Best Buses In The World
• Ramazan’s ‘Romantic’ Jeep Safaris and Tours. The most bizarre (and fun) trip I’ve been on.
• Aircraft Passenger Seat Types – The Worst Ones To Sit Next To!
• You Know That You’ve Been Living in China Too Long When…
• Windiest Road in Australia – The Gilles Highway
• Funny Memes for Travel
• Six Degrees of Separation – When it Becomes One!
• If Google Ruled Everything Related to Travel
• You Know That You’ve Been Living in Dubai Too Long When…
• Don’t Drink and Drive. Literally!
• April Fools Pranks and Jokes to play on Travel Bloggers
• Crocodile Dundee Movie Landmarks – The Walkabout Creek Hotel
• Salt Hotel at Salar Uyuni, Bolivia. Where’s the Pepper?
• Driving Under The Influence (DUI) -The Drink Driving Record!
• You Know That You’ve Been Living in Japan Too Long When..
• Funny Money – The Australian Five Dollar Note Joke Trick! Money Origami!
• Stupid Jokes About Travel Bloggers
• Pub Crawl Time – Where The Hell is Quamby? Somewhere in Outback Australia!
• You Know That You’ve Been Living in Italy Too Long ..
• Funny Food – The Bogan Burger!
• Flight Status Updates We’d Love To See!
• Claustrophobic? Don’t go down the Underground Mine at Gold Reef City, Johannesburg, South Africa
• Unusual Backpackers Hostels – Kadirs Tree Houses in Turkey
• Japanese to English Translation Fail – Pass the Sauce!
• Airlie Beach in Queensland Australia – Tropical Island Chill Out Time!
• You Know That You’ve Been Living in The United States Too Long When..
• Seadoo Jet Ski Tours – Rhymes with..
• Australian Road Trips – The Newell Highway
• Funny Cars at the National Transport Museum
• Great Barrier Reef Scenic Flights. Don’t go hungover..
• Minions from Despicable Me – at the Cricket!
• Hot Springs – Scald Yourself for Some Health Benefits. Naturally of course!
• Rum Bar and Fish and Chip Shop Fusion. Weird, or match made in heaven?
• Crime and Punishment. What’s worse?
• The Generation Gap – Old Phone Test
• Travel Alerts – Warnings We’d Love To See!
• Giant’s Causeway of Australia – Sawn Rocks. Cool Hexagonal Rock Formations
• Radio Telescopes. How to Take Them Out!
• Tree of Life – Amazing Pottery Creation
• Madventures Interview with Riku and Tunna
• Taronga Western Plains Zoo. The endangered species breeding programs we unfortunately need.
• Elvis Presley Is Alive! At The Dish in Parkes, New South Wales, Australia!
• Dull, Boring and Bland Places For Travel. Literally…
• Weird World Records – The Largest Playable Acoustic Guitar. In 1991!
• Evitas Grave in Buenos Aires, Argentina – An Interesting Mausoleum
• Dress Fashion – Parachute Skirt at The Australian War Memorial, Canberra
• Penis Enlargement Cream – Funny Male Enhancement Advertisement!
• Food Art Presentation and Pictures – Vietnamese Style
• Smoking Area Sign – Don’t Speak in a Big Voice!
• Giant Shrimp – Possibly The World’s Biggest Prawn!
• Funny Bar Signs – Billy’s Bar from Zambia
• Cooling Towers Bungee Jump. Another Excuse to Blow Your Adrenal Glands
• Syphilis Treatments for it’s Symptoms – Combined with International Shoe Repair!
• Apartheid Laws in South Africa. The Museum and The Funny Side
• You Know That You’ve Been Living In Australia Too Long When..
• Funny Cake: RIP Diet from Neighbourgoods Market
• Baboon Facts – Funny Behaviour Photo
• Harley Rides in Cape Town, South Africa – Make Sure You Wear Underwear!
• Emirates A380 First and Business Class – The Best Way To Fly! Ever!
• Contortionist Video from Soweto, South Africa. Twisty Time!
• Holiday Romance vs Childhood Sweetheart – Win an $AUD 1000 Travel Voucher! (Sorry, Australian Residents Only).
• Portable Wireless Travel Speakers Review – UE Boom. How to annoy your rowdy dorm room mates in the morning!
• Jazz Festivals – Joy of Jazz in Johannesburg, South Africa
• Kruger National Park Safaris – South Africa. The 3 Lion Roar Face Off
• Funny Motorcycle Photos – The Worst Load Ever!
• Street Party at Mzoli’s, Cape Town. Buy Beer, Cook Meat, Party Away!
• The Best ‘How To Save Money For Travel Tips’ – The Silliest List Ever!
• Herbal Treatments – How to become a multi millionaire by asking a Traditional Healer (Sangoma)!
• Travel Videographer Interview with Tim Charody
• Eating Worms in South Africa. Weird Food Time!
• You Know You’ve Been Living In the UK Too Long When..
• Swiss Pension Advertisement – Barack Obama In The Phone Booth
• New Zealand Travel Tips – How To Speak Like a Kiwi Bro! Some Funny New Zealand Slang Terms, Expressions, Sayings, Colloquialisms and Insults!
• Kangaroo Photos. Do They Jump Around in Australian Streets? YES they do!
• How To Make Thai Iced Tea – Bangkok Shopping Centre Style!
• Shanghai Restaurant – Funny Chinese Food Menu
• Aircraft Carriers of the United States Navy – The Economic Impact.
• BJs Home Made Ice Cream – Funny Double Meaning Innuendo Word..
• Flight Attendant Announcements – Some Funny Airline Safety Scripts We’d Love To Hear!
• Funny Sheep Photos and Jokes – Ovine Gynaecology..
• Travel News – Headlines We’d Like To See
• Pink Lake – Lake Hillier in Western Australia
• Booksellers & Travel Literature Interview with Sophie from Dymocks Books
• Airport Restaurants – The Literal Version!
• Volunteering Abroad – The Ugly Side and How to do it Ethically
• Best Hardware Store Sign Ever- ‘People Always Complain’..
• Climbing Mount Everest Interview with John Beede
• Airline Passenger Boredom – Ransom Note Letters
• 40 Years Old – 40 Birthday Travel Quotes & Lessons
• Hawaiian Islands Funny Travel Photos – Volcano Humour!
• How To Earn Frequent Flyer Points – Travel Hacking Genius!
• Cheeky Monkey – The Balinese Money Thief!
• Pet Snakes in Cambodia – The Youngest Snake Handler In The World!
• Hard Tongue Twisters – Funny African Click Languages Video – The Xhosa Version! Like Trevor Noah!
• How To Use A Toilet – Funny Instructions!
• Head First & Extreme Tourist Interview with Sabour Bradley
• Cool Drinks & Recipes For Order in India. Seamen?
• Funny Mobile Phone Sign at Pizza Joint
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• Funny Business Card – Johnny Po Boys, New Orleans
• House of Cheese (Casa Del Formaggio) – Weird Travel Photo
• Funny TShirt Sayings from New Orleans
• Entirely Kiwi World Famous Blog Job – I’m Shortlisted!
• Funny Travel Photo – The Plastic Box Bathtub
• If Twitter Had Been Around In Analogue Times
• Microlighting – Best Thing to do at Victoria Falls in Zambia/Zimbabwe
• Funny Travel Photos From Africa!
• Mount Etna Sicily – Don’t Visit When Erupting
• Venzone, Italy – Funny Postcard Of The Week
• The Amazing Race TV Show Episodes – Top 10 Travel Tips if Everyone Travelled Like Their Contestants
• Overland Truck Laws In Africa
• Ascensors, in Valparaíso, Chile – Most Interesting Form of Public Transport
• Salar Uyuni – Has The Most Enterprising Salt Maker in Bolivia
• Reverse Culture Shock Examples – The Top 10 Signs After Coming Home From Travelling
• Duty Free Airport Shop in Kenya – Get Your Tax Free Alcohol, Perfume, Cigarettes and Electronics Here!
• Colonia, Uruguay – See all of South America’s football teams on 1 beach
• What’s Kazakhstan like? It’s Nice! I Like! Obscure Country Feature
• Funny Travel Photo – The George Bush Bar, Dar Es Salaam, Tanzania
• Elephant Seals, Macquarie Island – Almost as big as an Elephant!
• Boggo Road Jail in Dutton Park, Brisbane – My Favourite Prison Cells!
• Best Ambiance Lighting – The Beer Chandelier, at Planet Baobab, Botswana
• Funny Travel Songs – My Top 5 Silly Tunes For Travelling On The Road
• Ryan Air – 10 Potential Benefits of Standing Up On Their Planes
• Falkland Islands War Memorial in Buenos Aires – The Ultimate in Irony
• The Bruno Movie – A Brilliant Example of Travel Faux Pas
• Making Tomato Pasta Sauce – Swiss Style
• Cobbler – A Job For Life, Re-defined
• The 10 Commandments of Luxury Travel!
• Morocco Cuisine – The Unwritten Laws Of Morocco Meat
• The World’s Most Dangerous Road! Mountain Biking Down Yungas Road From La Paz to Coroico in Bolivia!
• Travel Brochures – The Fantasy Versus the Reality
• Italian Television Explained
• The Saint on Castle Hill in Townsville, Australia – When Graffiti Becomes Cultural Heritage
• The 10 Commandments of Tight Arse Travelling
• Beefy Bovril – Liquid Meat!
• The Galata Bridge, Istanbul – Worst Place In The World To Go Fishing
• Health Worker – Funny Travel Photo from African Hospital
• Day Of The Dead, Bolivia – Not as Morbid As It Sounds
• Travel Personalities Explained
• Marula Tree and Fruit – Nature’s Own Intoxicator
• Travel Writing – The Importance Of Getting ‘Out There’
• See Beaver Dams – In South America
• Elephant Ride, Thailand – Crazy Photo of the Week
• Orange Crush. There’s Plenty in Tanzania
• Egyptian Pyramid Construction – What Do They Look Like Inside?
• Funny Travel Books – My Best Top 5 Memoirs and Novels
• Coffin Workshops – Africa’s Fastest Growing Industry
• Great American Beer – Does it Exist? MYTHBUSTER!
• Child Birth – African Style
• Starbucks Coffee – Isn’t Served By Half Naked Women like Cafe Con Piernas
• Mitsubishi Pajero – Double Meaning Word of the Week
• Quarantine Red Hot Tip of the Week – What to do if you buy wooden articles overseas
• 52 Travel Tips for Weird Food and Drinks
• Zimbabwe Dollar – An insight into the world’s Most Useless and Worthless Currency
• Abu Simbel Temples, Egypt – An Impressive Piece of Legoland
• Cappadocia, Turkey – Is that a landform, or am I on weed?
• African Doctor – Crazy Photo of the Week
• Engrish Funny Sign of The Week
• ANZAC Day – Words from Mustafa Kemal Atatürk at Gallipoli, Turkey
• Efes Pilsen – A nice beer, but the worst bottle for your standard stubbie cooler
• Best Steak In The World: Don’t Cry For Meat… Argentina…
• The Pigeon Camera – The Google Earth of The Early 1900s
• Google Maps – Highlighting the Craziness of The World

There you go, you’ve reached the end!

Hi there! If you’ve Googled this page, there’s a damn good reason why! And it didn’t happen by accident, especially if you typed in the words Travel Influencers Australia! 😛

That’s right, just using some SEO skills so you can find me! And here’s another shameless attempt to reach the top of Google….

Anyway, let me introduce myself since you’re here. My name is Anthony Bianco (well, that’s what some people call me), but I’m otherwise known as my alter ego called The Travel Tart (@thetraveltart) and I’m a travel writer and blogger based in Brisbane, Australia. It’s a bit different from the other travel blogs out there because it’s the blog that doesn’t take itself too seriously and travel wasn’t meant to be something that is meant to be serious like work – it’s meant to be a tonne of fun!

Anyway I began TheTravelTart.com in 2009 and have built up a substantial online travel writing and social media profile. The site has a very strong brand and is a highly-regarded travel blog. I’ve written for both print and online and have made appearances in all sorts of media – strangely!

The Travel Tart – Travel Influencers Australia

Anyway, here is my serious photo!

TheTravelTart.com attracts a global readership across a wide demographic who are interested in travel destinations and experiences around the world – including budget, luxury, offbeat, and adventure travel.

I’ve even made a top Aussie influencer list!

The Travel Tart By The Numbers

• Unique visitors: 50-60,000 per month, Page views: 60-70,000 per month
• Domain Authority – 52, Page Authority – 50
• YouTube Channel Views: 3,200,000+, 1,800+ subscribers
• Twitter Followers: 26,000+
• Facebook Page Fans: 5,200+
• Pinterest Followers: 6,400+ with over 80,000 pin views per month
• LinkedIn Connections: 5,500+

What I Can Offer?

• Proven track record for attracting long term targeted internet traffic that has an indefinite shelf life
• Promotion of your brand via blog traffic and multiple social media platforms, followed up by statistics and reporting to help you measure effectiveness
• Check out my media kit with more information.

Who I’ve Partnered With

I am a travel writer frequently requested by top travel brands to help with promotions. I have successfully undertaken previous press trips and/or reviews and blogger trips for the following organisations:

See more at my page on Brand Partnerships and Promotions and Travel Advertising.

Where I’ve Appeared

I’ve also appeared in some fairly high profile publications, like these!

I’ve Also Interviewed Famous Travel People!

I’ve interviewed the following high profile travel related celebrities.

• Rick Stein (Chef)
• Simon Reeve (TV Presenter)
• Tony Wheeler (Lonely Planet Founder)
• Paul Sorvino (Hollywood Actor)
• Andy Bates (Chef)
• Stefan Gates (Chef)
• Hayden Quinn (Chef)
• Samuel Johnson (Actor)
• Denham Hitchcock (TV Presenter)
• Laurie Clarke (Producer, Reality Trip)
• Tim Cope (Documentary Maker)
• Cas and Jonesey (Adventurers)
• Dr Deb – The Travel Doctor
• Asha Gill (TV Presenter)
• Tony Hawks (Musician/Author)
• Ben Groundwater (Author)
• Yalda Hakim (TV Presenter)
• Morgan Burrett (TV Presenter – The Travel Bug)
• Matt Dearden (Worst Place to Be A Pilot)
• Gaia Vince (Author)
• Matt Golinski (Chef)
• Sally Lynch (Chef)
• Riku and Tunna (Madventures TV Show)
• Sabour Bradley (Documentary Maker)
• Tom Williams (TV Presenter)
• Stefanie Michaels (TV Presenter)
• Luke Gamble (Celebrity Vet)
• Jules Lund (TV Presenter)
• Ben Southall (Best Job In The World Winner)
• Adam Liaw (Chef)
• Tom Gleisner (TV Presenter/Producer)
• Brian Thacker (Author)
• Peter Moore (Author)

Check out some of my Travel Writing Examples.

I’m happy to work with you on your projects. I’ll even be happier if you pay me…. 🙂

Anyway, say hi and contact me by filling in the form below!

Talk soon! Cheers, Anthony

Yeah, this isn’t a joke! I’m actually an accredited member of the Australian Society of Travel Writers.

They actually wanted to let me in (you know, someone who runs a Travel Blog an is a Z grade Travel Influencer) – even though the main language I write in is Australian Slang! They invited me to join the society in 2017 and they’re a nice bunch of people who are passionate about travel!

I’ve met a plenty of members already at many (long) lunches and they’re a lot of fun.

They don’t take themselves too seriously, and they actually sometimes laugh at my corny jokes!

What Is The Australian Society of Travel Writers?

Well, they’re the peak body representing travel writers within Australia. It’s been going since 1975 (when I was a toddler!) and there are currently over 300 members.

Members have been featured in numerous publications – online and in print – within Australia and all over the world! And I’ve joined them! As an example, this is where I’ve appeared (also see some of my travel writing examples):

I’m quite chuffed to be a member, and I’m looking forward to hanging out with the other members in Australia and overseas – especially on some blogger trips or press trips or famils! Here are some of the brands I’ve worked with below:

So there you go! My piss take travel writing actually does have it’s place in the world! Also check out my travel writing SEO presentation I did at an ASTW Annual General Meeting!

So if you’re after an Australian Travel Blogger with a little bit of cred, please contact me with more information and I’m happy to chat!

Welcome to this silly Australian Travel Blog! Each month, I make loads of people laugh at this thing called travel because it shouldn’t be taken seriously! I’m not just a pretty face! Check this out!

Believe it or not, The Travel Tart has miraculously been seen in the below publications: