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The Plane Finder – When It Goes Wrong!

Ah, nothing like a social media faux pas. Don’t worry, I’ve done a few of those myself! Almost every time I tweet something… 🙂 Anyway, I guess this is a product of the time we live in. With the internet age, this has dramatically changed the way we digest our news. We want to have […]

Private Jets – What I’d Like To Say If I Ever Set Foot on One!

You’re in the top few percent of the world’s richest people if you are able to afford a seat on a plane. I’m very grateful that I’ve been able to fly to all sorts of places around the world, and happy to have the opportunity to do so simply because I was born in an […]

Airline News – When The Media Gets It Really Wrong!

Don’t believe anything you hear, and only half of what you hear! Just remember that sound advice when you check out any sort of news, including the Airline News! Today’s silly article is about how the media can really get something wrong when they don’t check their facts – or use their common sense! In […]

The Mile High Club – How To Join It!

Probably one of the biggest holy grails for horny travellers is becoming a member of the ‘Mile High Club’ – that is, being able to carry out the amorous act of sexual intercourse on a plane, usually in the rather unromantic place of the aircraft toilets. It’s like taking public sex to new heights, pardon […]

Plane Spotting! Like Train Spotting, but for Planes!

When I go to the airport, for the vast majority of the time, that means I’m about to board a plane somewhere and go travelling for a bit to enjoy myself. I love turning up to the check in counter to dump my backpack off, and receiving my boarding pass. This means I’m going away […]

Flight Delays – How To Amuse Yourself at the Airport!

Airport People

It’s First World Problems time again! It’s for those of us who like to whine at the superficial problems that people in the first world have to deal with all of the time, like running out of shampoo in the middle of the shower and having crap wi-fi so bad that it takes at least […]

Plane Crashes and Incidents For Those Who Fear Flying

It’s time to send out some pics of Plane Crashes and incidents, just to make you uneasy about your next flight! Don’t worry these are non-fatal ones, but they’re enough to make you think ‘how the hell did this happen?’ Anyway, whilst some of these photos can be a little off putting, it doesn’t matter […]

Duct Tape Uses – Fixing an Aeroplane!

Apart from underwear, I think Duct Tape should be an essential item that every traveller should stuff into their backpack. This essential invention has been used to repair pretty much anything that is broken. It’s versatility is unquestioned! It’s so strong, that it will hold anything together but it’s so easy to tear off the […]

Jet Lag Symptoms and Recovery – The Shonky Version

Jet Lag is one of those First World Problems related to travel that people suffer when they decide to cross a few time zones to feed their travel addiction. It’s something I experience all the time because any flight out of Australia is always a long one, and almost always involves the change of a […]

How To Find Cheap Flight Tickets. The Stupid Way.

Pretty much every self proclaimed ‘travel hacker’ or ‘travel guru’ has dribbled on some crap on how to find the cheapest flight tickets and reasons behind them. Things like spending a whole day on every airline comparison website checking out different times and dates for flights, and different booking origins just so you can save […]

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