Funny Travel Keywords That Send Traffic To

Travel Keywords With A Laugh

I was scanning through some of my website stats the other day and noticed there were some Funny Travel Keywords that seem to send the odd bit of traffic my way!

Google Analytics is a great program that can show what Keywords bring traffic to your website, when they are typed into a search engine.  I recommend installing this program because it includes a lot of great data and website stats.

When I write a post, I use Search Engine Optimisation (SEO) techniques to gain some Search Engine love and hence, traffic to

But sometimes, I seem to attract traffic from some rather odd keywords that I had no intention of targeting in the first place!

Firstly, I’m not sure what possesses some people to enter in the Funny Travel Keywords, and secondly, I’m not sure how the search engines think these search terms are relevant to, but somehow they are!

Funny Travel Keywords!

So I’ve included the Funny Travel Keyword, the article the search brings up, and the Google keyword position!

Funny Travel KeywordBlog Post It Brings Up In The Search Engine
Current Google Position
Chilean Naked WomenStarbucks Coffee – Isn’t Served by Half Naked Women4
Kosovo The Funny EuropeansOnly In Kosovo5
“Animals Are Beautiful People” Drunk MythMarula Fruit – Natures’ Own Intoxicator6
Mitsubishi WankerMitsubishi Pajero – Double Meaning Word Of The Week3
13 Signs of Suffering LoveThe Top 10 Signs That You’re Suffering Culture Shock After Coming Home From Travelling4
A Bad Batch Of Peanut SauceHow To Eat Rujak Cingur – Cow’s Nose With Peanut Sauce4
Alcohol Drink Containing Weird Stuff52 Travel Tips For Weird Food and Drinks1
Amazing Race Pee Japanese Tourist PeeThe Amazing Race – Top 10 Travel Tips If Everyone Travelled Like Their Contestants11
Blow Job Funny SayingsFunny T-Shirt Sayings From New Orleans7
Cats Who Eat Coffee Beans And Then poo ThemKopi Luwak – Coffee Made From Cat Poo2
Dangers Of Emu Sausage52 Travel Tips For Weird Food and Drinks9
Do Indonesian People Eat BBQ Sauce?Things To Do In Surabaya, Indoneisa6
Do They Still Make Pyramids Today?Egyptian Pyramids – What Do They Look Like Inside?4
Fluish Symptoms for Thailand Travellers Stomach Related
Funny Pictures of Egypt Of Fork Lifts
Funny Wanker
How Many Kilometres Does Lego Go To Get To Australia?Muara Jambi Temple – Lego Land In Progress4
How Much Viagra Can You Take With You, In Your Suitcase To Bangkok?52 Perfect Offbeat Travel TipsN/A
How To Be A Tight ArseThe 10 Commandments Of Tight Arse Travel12
Lamb Air Transports Beaver For Argentina
National Park Naked WomenStarbucks Coffee – Isn’t Served by Half Naked Women10
Nice Things About JailsBoggo Road Jail – My Favourite Prison8
Tenderize Bull Testicles52 Travel Tips For Weird Food and Drinks11

There you go.

If you have any other Funny Travel Keywords that have directed traffic to your website, leave a comment and share the love!

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  1. November 27, 2009    

    by the way, do you know the answer of how many kilometres does lego go to get to australia?
    .-= Ira´s last blog ..Jogja….. =-.

    • December 1, 2009    

      I estimate, about quite a few kilometres!!

  2. December 1, 2009    

    Haha, great post, I had penis piercing device bring someone to my website, I was talking about an old Malaysian tribe tradition, not sure what visitor was expecting…
    .-= AdventureRob´s last blog ..AdventureRobdotCom =-.

  3. December 9, 2009    

    You are right that these are really very funny. I thinks that all this keywords can have the attention of visitors. Thats the reason why they chose these.

  4. Holidays and Cash Blog Holidays and Cash Blog
    January 15, 2010    

    LOl this is without doubt one of my fav blogs for a good laugh.

    Thanks again and bookmarked!

  5. February 9, 2010    

    I am amazed at what people are Googling!
    .-= ayngelina´s last blog ..The 8 Weeks and Counting List =-.

  6. May 11, 2010    

    But the real trick is to get yourself to number one for those googling “I am bored”!
    .-= Laura Annerley´s last undefined ..If you register your site for free at =-.

    • May 11, 2010    

      Ha ha, I might give that a shot!

  7. Plumber Sydney Plumber Sydney
    July 9, 2010    

    It’s pretty funny the sorts of things that come up for different searches. I’m pretty sure i saw a huge list of them somewhere – ill take a look and post back.

  8. June 15, 2013    

    Ha ha. have you checked whether your still there for these keywords now? it’ll be interesting to see that.

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