Funny Pub Signs – The Husband Day Care Center!

Ahh, shopping. Modern man’s nemesis.

I can’t stand shopping. Except for food shopping. That’s because I know I’m about to cook myself and others a tasty meal. But I dread shopping for clothes, shoes, and pretty much everything else.

I’m the kind of guy who can walk around a shopping centre for minutes and not buy anything! That’s because I’m out of there as quick as I can and will only go in for something I really, really need!

Which is why a pub owner in the Philippines has decided to us this as a very clever marketing campaign to attract men into the local watering hole with his hilarious and very funny pub sign! Better than the Pot of Gold At The End Of The Rainbow.

Ladies, if you really love your man and he really, really detests shopping, and you don’t want him to suffer by dragging him along to your shopping jaunts all day, then send him directly to the..

Husband Day Care Center!

Ha ha, this is gold. The ‘Famous Bollox Bar’ is owned by an English guy and he’s obviously using his ‘drier than a Pommie’s bathmat’ sense of humour (that’s Australian Slang) to pull in make patrons whenever he can so they all get drunk, buy food, and spend a lot of money in his pub. The text is brilliant!

And it looks like he’s directing this copy to the ladies so it’s all about their benefits!

HUSBAND DAY CARE CENTER

Need time to relax?

Need time to yourself?

Want to go shopping?

Leave Your Husband With Us at

THE FAMOUS BOLLOX BAR

You Only Pay For His Food And Drinks!

Sounds good to me! This photo was taken by my mate who looks like he’s lost to the Philippines forever because he loves it there so much.

So anyway, maybe pubs around the world need to unite and affiliate themselves with a new Husband Day Care Society so that men can destroy their livers and wallets at the same time!

Drink up at the Husband Day Care Center fellas!

For more stuff from the Philippines, check out:

• Funny Tuna Photos – Fish Transport!
• The Weirdest Filipino Food and Pinoy Dishes For You To Try!
• High Voltage Electricity Transmission Lines – The Best Installation of Utility Poles!
• Air Conditioning Units For Vans – How To Keep Cool, Only In The Philippines!
• Funny Pub Signs – The Husband Day Care Center!
• Funny Homemade Tools – DIY Penis Wooden Handles!
• Weird Transportation in The Philippines!
• Female Drivers – Bizarre Warning Sign
• Water Buffalo Transport. Zero to 1 km/hr in 10 hours!
• Strong Filipino Beer – Drinking Green Donkey at Kawasan Falls!
• Bamboo Products of the Third World – Motorcycle Covers!
• Copra – How To Harvest and De Husk 960 Coconuts In 4 Hours!
• Cow Transport! Via A Philippines Tricycle!
• Motorbikes For Kids – And The Rest Of The Family!
• Cheap Dining Table And Chairs Set – Furniture Made From Tyres!
• Haircuts For Men – Brilliant Advertising!
• The Funny Warning Shot Sign – Because Ammunition Is Too Expensive!
• Siargao Surfing in the Philippines – Very Good Nice!
• Must Be At Least This Tall To Ride. The Very Politically Incorrect Version!
• Comfort Room Designs – Filipino Style!
• How To Use Cornflakes – Filipino Style!
• Jeepney, Philippines – Public Transport Mode Of The Week
• Philippines Floods 2009 – Health And Safety Photo Of The Week
• Balut, Philippines. Crunchy Duck Fetus for Breakfast!
• Spam Jam Restaurant – Like a Monty Python Sketch, But For Real

If you want some of the ‘Best Pubs In The World’, check out:

• Pot of Gold At The End of The Rainbow
• The World’s Steepest Pub
• Where The Hell is the Quamby Pub?
• The Walkabout Creek Hotel
• The Beer Chandelier
• Great American Beer
• The Roasted Peanuts Advertisement
• My Drag Queen Interview
• The Best Pub Crawl – by Cas and Jonesy
• Funny Bar Signs
• Mzoli’s Meat! and
• The Beer Index!