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Big Penis Photos!

Well, there is a shameless attention grabbing click bait headline for you if I’ve ever seen one! Actually, it’s definitely a piss take leading into today’s really weird travel photo that fellow travel blogger Colleen Kinsey sent me. She runs the Travel Meets Happy website (you can follow her on Instagram @travelmeetshappy) and she rightly thought I would […]

Top 10 Bizarre and Scary Tourist Attractions in Europe

Today I’ve got a story from John Miller about some of the weird arse places to experience in Europe. John is a travel blogger and adventurous traveller. Find his blog at and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. Here it is! With all the history in Europe there are bound to be some strange and scary things to do and see. So […]

Granada Hostel – Funny Karma Sutra Painting

Howdy! Today I’ve got a ‘WTF is that’ funny travel photo from a Granada Hostel in Spain. There’s nothing like a quirky hostel room! It’s from Sofie who runs Wonderful Wanderings. You can say hi to her on Instagram. You know what, there’s nothing wrong with a hostel that’s a little bit left of field. […]

The Bone Church from Portugal. Go Fetch…

If you’re looking for something a bit eerie, but fascinating, there’s nothing quite checking out the Bone Church, which is located in the Portuguese town of Evora. Far from being a place where dogs like to drool, the Bone Church – otherwise known as Capela dos Ossos (The Chapel of Bones in English) is one […]

German Swear Words, Slang and Expletives!

It’s another ‘how to learn another language time’. This time, it’s about learning some of the funny German Swear Words, Slang and Expletives that are out there in linguistic land! I mean, they’re the only words that you really need to know apart from hello, please, goodbye, thank you and beer. It’s the language that […]

The Penis Museum – Phallus Central!

It’s time to talk about penises! I bet you just can’t wait for the corny jokes… And no, it’s not about guys giving their piece of junk a pet name and sending it to smart phones to impress others about how long, thick, or hairy it is (I really don’t know why some dudes do […]

French Swear Words, Slang and Expletives!

It’s language learning time again! Just to give you an idea of what people are looking for out there in internet land, one of the most popular posts of all time on this silly website that still attracts a crapload of search engine traffic is my list of Russian Swear Words! It just gives you […]

Spanish Swear Words, Slang and Expletives

Today, it’s Spanish Swear Words time! Inevitably, when you start learning a new language, you’re going to start speaking the slang or expletive expressions because that’s what the locals do! I think some of the first Spanish words I learnt were slang, thanks to some friends from Barcelona that I met in Africa. They were […]

Leaning Tower Of Pisa Photos – The Politically Incorrect Version…

If you travel around to any tourist trap in the world – that is, any place that becomes invaded by hordes camera wielding humans during tourist season who act in a sheep like fashion around a particular icon (including posing with friends), you are destined to view, or undertake yourself, a number of silly poses […]

You know you’ve grown up in Italian Culture when…

One side effect of emigration is that cultures bring their own habits to another part of the world which greatly enrich the new place that they turn up at! Especially when it comes to food! As an example, after World War Two, many people places like Greece and Italy were just sick of the baggage […]

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