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Beefy Bovril is the beef extract equivalent of Vegemite, except it’s a runny, treacle like toxic substance remotely tasting like Vegemite (which is a yeast extract). That’s right, it’s liquid cow or moo moo! Yes, it does sound bizarre upon first hearing this description!

I think Beefy Bovril is a cow-flavoured jam tasting like a nasty concoction of charcoaled animal lard and stale stout infused with cow poo. Sorry it doesn’t do very much for me!

Here is a picture of a jar containing this bizarre substance below!

Beefy Bovril is Liquid Cow!

Beefy Bovril - Liquid Meat

Like most old things, some of the stories surrounding this meat extract vary an could possibly be a very, very tall tale. One story of its origins was that the French army were notorious surrenderors in the late 1800s, because of a lack of meat sustenance.

The Beefy Bovril Legend was that the French government ordered a million tins of beef from a shrewd Scotsman who realised there was no way he could meet the dodgy contract by poaching fat cattle alone.  Instead, he boiled up any meat he could lay his hands on (probably including decomposing haggis) and spent his time mashing the meat through a sieve. Go Scottish culture!

He had unwittingly developed liquid bovine that had a shelf life longer than the half-life of highly radioactive nuclear power station waste.

Why people preferred buying preserved gooey beef instead of fresh solid beef was beyond me.

Anyway, and somewhat, unbelievably, Beefy Bovril is still around, so there must be a market for this strange product!  If you’re desperate for a protein hit, Beefy Bovril might just be for you! But I can’t see it being a major staple of my diet! No Thanks! I’d much prefer Sheep Shagger Beer!

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More Beefy Bovril Stuff

Ironically, if you love the stuff, check out The Bovril Cookbook. Or buy some here:

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3 thoughts on “Beefy Bovril – Liquid Meat!”

  1. Avatar Of Kayti

    The problem that you are experiencing with Bovril is taht you just haven’t yet given in to it yet! Unlike Vegemite (or even marmite) as you previously mentioned, Bovil is best enjoyed as a hot brothy beefy drink not as some sandwich spread. Until you’ve lived in Scotland for some time and have had the pleasure of getting that chill that freezes you right to the bone with no amount of heat or clothing layering able to warm you up…and then you turn on the kettle for that beefy goodness that is BEEF DRINK and the thaw in your bones begins with the rest of your body soon following. They even used to sell bovril in the markets and it was the drink of choice to generations past to take to work in their thermos.

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